Quotes from the film
Captain: Well, good morning, everybody, and welcome to day 255,642 aboard the Axiom. As always, the weather is a balmy 72 degrees and sunny, and, uh. Oh, I see the ship's log is showing that today is the 700th anniversary of our five year cruise. Well, I'm sure our forefathers would be proud to know that 700 years later we'd be doing the exact same thing they were doing. So, be sure next mealtime to ask for your free sep-tua-centennial cupcake in a cup. Wow, look at that.
Mary: I didn't know we had a pool!
Captain: We'll see who's powerless now!
- Captain: Pst... computer. Define 'dancing'.
- Computer: Dancing - A series of movements involving two partners, where speed & rhythm match harmoniously with music.
- Auto: You will survive.
- Captain: I don't want to survive, I want to live!
Captain: This is called farming! You kids are gonna grow all kinds of plants! Vegetable plants, pizza plants.
Captain: Out there is our home. *HOME*, Auto. And it's in trouble. I can't just sit here and-and-do nothing. [moves back toward Auto] That's all I've ever done! That's all anyone on this blasted ship has ever done. Nothing!
Captain: I'm the captain of the Axiom. We are going home today.